Friday, December 4, 2009

Top Ten Things That Are Cute For My Son, But Creepy For Me

10. Plumber's crack.

9. "I want a new baby brother for Christmas."

8. Asking for chocolate milk with a hamburger.

7. "Can I take a bath with you?"

6. Stomping on a puddle.

5. "You wanna dance with me, Daddy?"

4. Smiling at strangers.

3. "I wanna wear girl pants, too!"

2. Singing Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift songs.

1. "I gotta go poo-poo!" while running past without pants on.

1 comment:

AFWingMom said...

Okay - I'm going to have to disagree with you on a couple of these.

#7 - depends on who you are saying it to. Might be kind of romantic if you said it to your wife...and if there were candles and maybe some sort of adult beverage.

#6 - I was about to tell you that you could stomp on puddles if appropriately dressed but then I thought. Hmmm...when you add appropriately dressed to the equation it doesn't quite have the same impact as just spontaneously stomping a puddle was probably meant to bring.

#4 - I smile at strangers all the time. But that could explain the multiple restraining orders.

#2 - I think singing is okay, it's just when you add the hand motions is where it gets creepy.