We're A Loving Family, Really

My older brother emailed me a list today.  The subject line said "Things I Hate."

-Low trucks with running boards

-Songs that directly address the audience

-Nickelback

-People who use their blinkers in "Exit Only" lanes

-Songs where you need more than one word to determine the gender of the singer

-The Fox network's NFL robot

-Songs that say "I can't hear you!" even though they're recorded

-Emo jeans

-You

He's such a nice man.

P.S. - He wants credit for this list, so just know that this was from my actual brother.