So my brother, the prankster that he is, jumped into action. He went to his desk, typed up a funny note, printed it and headed back to the bathroom. And this is what he slid under the stall door before dashing out:
Your snoring is exceeding acceptable decibel level guidelines as outlined in the Employee Handbook. Please lower your snoring to an acceptable decibel level or face the following disciplinary actions:
1. Bucket of water.
2. Being sprayed with Lysol.
3. Lights off.
4. Picture taken and posted.
Thank you for your continued commitment to employee excellence!
Have a great (and refreshed) day!
And that's why my older brother is my hero.