I'm not gonna pin this list on a figurative brother. I'll man up and claim these as my own:
-At one point in my life, I knew every line from Jim Carrey's smash-hit comedy, "The Mask."
-I have blamed my gas on my sleeping son.
-I owned Lou Bega's album, "A Little Bit of Mambo."
-I'm horrible at guessing movie plot twists. I didn't guess the ending to "The Sixth Sense", "The Usual Suspects", or "Who Framed Roger Rabbit."
-I don't know who my congressman is.
-Even though I shouldn't like them, I like Eminem, Kid Rock, and the smell of gasoline.
-I fell for the "updog" joke in eighth grade.
-I am 6'3" and weigh 270 pounds, but I am an excellent dancer. I can even do "The Worm." I will never prove this to anyone.
-I have an extensive collection of sports cards.
-I've gotten nine traffic tickets and two warnings.
-I have no idea what the difference is between mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. But I will argue with people about which is better just for fun. I do the same with butter and margarine.
-I have used the same kind of deodorant for 10 years.
-I have a favorite elevator at my office building.
-I think fireworks are stupid, boring, and pointless.
-When I see someone fall down, my first instinct is to laugh. My second is to look for a fellow onlooker to laugh with. My third is to wonder if the person is alright.
-I lost my bowling ball. I have no idea where it is. How do you lose a 14-lb. black stone with your name on it?
-I have cried while watching a reality TV show.
-I saw Destiny's Child in concert.
-I saw New Kids on the Block in concert.
-I have an English degree, but I can't name any books I finished in college besides the Harry Potter series.
-I have never beaten Super Mario Brothers from the original Nintendo.
-I have an English degree because the day I had to decide on a major, I was three blocks away from the Political Science office and one floor away from the English office.
-It's bothering me that the title of this post ends with a preposition.
-Taco Bell is one of my favorite places to eat.
-I don't trust short people who are really quiet.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
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2 comments:
I really like Paris Hilton, even though there's absolutely no reason to and I am a 38 year old woman with a Master's degree.
I just read this again. I laugh EVERY TIME I read that you saw Destiny's Child in concert.
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