Thursday, November 12, 2009

Top Ten Quotes I Wish I Could Use In Real Life Situations

10. "You rush a miracle, you get rotten miracles."

9. "You can't handle the truth!"

8. "I believe in fairies!"

7. "It's an honor just to be nominated."

6. "That's what she said."

5. "You're not thinking fourth dimensionally!"

4. "The call is coming from inside the house!"

3. "Get behind me, Satan."

2. "Your mom goes to college!" -or- "You're bruisin' my neckmeat!"

1. "No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

2 comments:

AFWingMom said...

Oh....we aren't supposed to use those in real life situations? I feel so silly now.

And just for the record I challenge you to use those quotes in real life over the next two weeks. Seriously work them into a conversation and let me know how it goes.

Anonymous said...

I've got one.

"You would make a horrible spy. You should try breathing through your nose sometime."

You should seriously start watching GLEE!!!!!