I've got an idea for a new TV show. We can call it "Dancing Without the Stars" and you can call it awesome. The thing that would make it awesome would be that the weight limit for the contestants would be 250 pounds. And I mean a minimum of 250 pounds.
Okay, I was just informed while I was writing this that this show already exists and it's called "Dance Your Tushy Off" (I edited that - this is a family-friendly blog). Apparently it was a flop (pun intended). So never mind on my great idea.
But my older brother would be perfect for that type of show. He's an amazing dancer, even though he weighs about 270 pounds. He can do the worm, the robot, and anything else you throw at him. It's actually quite astounding. You wouldn't believe it unless you saw it. But you'd never see it because he's only danced in front of people 3 times in his life. So I don't know if he was born with dancing talent (weird) or if he practices for hours at a time in his room (more weird, but also more likely).
I'm gonna have to work on getting him on tape so I can post it on here. Because I shouldn't be the only one who knows how good he is. Anyway, he would totally win that show (just like I would win Wheel of Fortune).