I'd like to apologize to my four loyal blog followers (Mom, Landry, Jill, and my cyberstalker). I haven't been diligent in my blogging duties recently. And very few of my posts have had any reference to my "older brothers," which was the sole purpose in starting this blog (besides shameless self-promotion and thinly-veiled narcissism).
So I'd like to express my deepest apologies to the four of you... I'm sorry, what was that? You say my mom only reads occasionally? And she only reads my blog when she knows she's gonna see me soon and she needs to find something to talk about with me? Fair enough. Then I'd like to express my deepest apologies to the three of you.
I don't have any good excuses. And frankly, I don't owe you an explanation! But I've been spending my lunch breaks watching installments of movies I've missed in the past 6 years (Cloverfield, Van Helsing, etc.). So I haven't saved time to write a blog post. And I know I'm not gonna blog when I get home unless I'm super-bored with TV programming and internet surfing.
So to my two remaining loyal followers (I realize that by admitting I watched Van Helsing, I've probably lost Jill), I pledge better stories and more consistent posting. I'll shoot for a post every weekday afternoon now. But also know that if I can't think of anything funny, it's better that I don't post. Nobody likes a poorly-written, hastily-finished, obligatory blog post. It's like mandatory community service. If you don't mean it, it doesn't mean anything.