I like mango-flavored stuff. I have mango in my smoothies. I've had mango juice on a few occasions. So I figured I'd like the fruit too. So I bought one at the store and brought it to work today. And before Googling it, I didn't have any idea how to eat it. And now that I've Googled it, I know that I need some kind of utensil to peel it. Apparently the skin is inedible. But I have no such peeling utensil with me today. The closest I have is a pair of scissors. And that's gross. So now I'm craving mango really bad (which I didn't know was possible considering I don't really know what it'll taste like). But it's just sitting there on my desk, impenetrable and delicious (I'm assuming).
The other problem I have is that I don't know if I'm supposed to slice it before eating it or if I can just peel it and bite right into it like an apple. I'm such a mango newbie! And by the time you read this, I will have already decided what to do. So I'm not asking for advice (although I will always accept comments on my posts because I'm an egomaniac).
Okay, I'm going for it. I'm gonna borrow a knife. And before that, I'm gonna meet a coworker so I can ask them if they have a knife. And then I'm gonna slice it up and eat it. Wish me luck! (But not literally because again, by the time you read this, the whole ordeal will be over.)