I'd like to apologize to my four loyal blog followers (Mom, Landry, Jill, and my cyberstalker). I haven't been diligent in my blogging duties recently. And very few of my posts have had any reference to my "older brothers," which was the sole purpose in starting this blog (besides shameless self-promotion and thinly-veiled narcissism).
So I'd like to express my deepest apologies to the four of you... I'm sorry, what was that? You say my mom only reads occasionally? And she only reads my blog when she knows she's gonna see me soon and she needs to find something to talk about with me? Fair enough. Then I'd like to express my deepest apologies to the three of you.
I don't have any good excuses. And frankly, I don't owe you an explanation! But I've been spending my lunch breaks watching installments of movies I've missed in the past 6 years (Cloverfield, Van Helsing, etc.). So I haven't saved time to write a blog post. And I know I'm not gonna blog when I get home unless I'm super-bored with TV programming and internet surfing.
So to my two remaining loyal followers (I realize that by admitting I watched Van Helsing, I've probably lost Jill), I pledge better stories and more consistent posting. I'll shoot for a post every weekday afternoon now. But also know that if I can't think of anything funny, it's better that I don't post. Nobody likes a poorly-written, hastily-finished, obligatory blog post. It's like mandatory community service. If you don't mean it, it doesn't mean anything.
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Woo hoo! I got mentioned on your blog! Or at least I figured I fit into that cyberstalker title fairly well.
P.S. Cyberstalker does, in this instance, just mean "some complete stranger who's taken a liking to my blog" and not something scary and bad, right?
Hey. TWO cyberstalkers (see above definition).
Oh dang! Am I the stalker? Crap... I think I am... is it bad that I check your blog everday ater cakewrecks?
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, I'm a secret stalker too! Looks like you've god loads of us :o)
Oh, suppose I'm not so secret any more though. x
and, of course, that should be 'got'.
I'm not saying I think you're God or anything, meh.
See how popular you are when you go away for a few days??
None of you are real stalkers. Real stalkers don't reveal who they are. That way, if something terrible "accidentally" happens, there's no one to trace it back to.
Really I don't even read it when I know you are coming. Sorry. I'll try to brush up on your posts more often.
Haha, I am a stalker then too... only I read your blog BEFORE I read cakewrecks, rofl...
Signed: Your German spelling-bee ;)
I always read before or after Cake Wrecks too! (I'm a bit late commenting here I know.. but just to let you know there are even more of us!) :)
I am a loyal reader, but I usually read a week's worth of posts on one day. So there's always something new here for me!
Also, I don't care that you watched van helsing. I don't know what it is, but I'm imagining something related or similar to the x-men.
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