My coworker was telling me today about her bratty little sister and how selfish she was. So as a joke, I said, "Wow, that's bad. Is she an only child?" And my coworker didn't catch it. She just said no and moved on with her story. It made me sad that she didn't get the joke. Sad for her, though. Not sad for my joke.
We interviewed a guy at work today who had put "Graphic Design" on his resume under Experience. And then we asked him about it and he said, "Actually, that's a bit misleading. I haven't done any graphic design." And my coworker (who I now know is the coolest person in the world) said, "Yeah, that's misleading. Lies are often very misleading." And then he sent him out the door. It was awesome.
We have an empty warehouse attached to our office. Today to relieve stress, my older brother put on his headphones during lunch and danced to music on his iPod. He didn't know I walked in because he didn't hear the door. He's got some moves for a big guy.