-I think I'll start referring to blankets as "sleeveless Snuggies."
-I'm proud that my son recognizes Michael Jackson songs based solely on the voice.
-I'm scared that my son recognizes Lady GaGa songs based solely on the voice.
-My older brother always gets a balloon at the restaurant we go to. Then he draws a vampire face on it and refers to it as "Steve, the vampire" the rest of the day.
-When my nephew was in the hospital, one of the monitoring machines started beeping. But it was more of a "Ding!" So I said, "You are now free to move about the country." Everyone laughed.
-I'm pretty sure if my son got in a fist fight with another three year-old, I'd let it go a for a few moments too long before breaking up just to see if my kid is a good fighter.
-My mother pronounces "Mandarin" as "Mandarian." She thinks my kids love Mandarian oranges.
-The butter knife that was stuck in a pine tree at the park when I was in elementary school is still there. I showed my son. And maybe he'll show his son.
Monday, March 8, 2010
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2 comments:
Your randomness always makes me laugh.....
Your older brother sounds like an inspired yet tortured brilliant artistic soul. Who else could come up with something so majestic and incredible as a vampire face on a balloon? I think that he is the best of the best, the tip of the top.
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