10. An "Elevator Out of Order" sign.
9. Waking up on a Saturday and realizing it’s actually a Thursday.
8. Hearing my wife say, "We need to talk...."
7. Hearing glass break in the next room.
6. The check engine light in my car.
5. Pulling into the parking lot and realizing I forgot deodorant.
4. Seeing a minus sign in front of my account balance.
3. Flashing red and blue lights in my rear view mirror.
2. Hearing the words "card" and "declined" in the same sentence.
1. Getting a phone call from my wife that starts with, "Okay, don’t be mad...."
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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11. Seeing that my closet full of clothes has been repainted using every tube of lipstick I own.
That's funny.
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