I can't figure out how old I am. I mean, I know my actual age, but some of the things I do just don't match that number. I'm in my mid(to-late)-twenties, but there's a lot of stuff in my life that doesn't fit that age.
I drink coffee in the morning (like a 30-year old man), I'm losing my hair (like a 40-year old man), and I clip coupons almost daily (like a 60-year old woman).
But I also play video games, stay up really late, and think flatulence
is hilarious. And that stuff makes it seem like I'm about to hit
you're only as old as you feel, then I definitely don't know how old I
am. It depends on what I'm doing when you ask. I'll just have to combine
all of the extremes so they average out. I'll stay up really late to
clip coupons, drink coffee while I play video games in the morning, and
make flatulent noises while I apply my Rogaine.