My son is sick again, so I didn't have time to write a new post. Instead, here's a joke I made up in 6th grade. I think it's one of my finest.
What do you call two lawyers and an idiot with a lighter standing in a row?
Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Pretty good for a 12 year-old, I think.
Okay, back to holding my son.
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YES, THESE ARE (MOSTLY) TRUE STORIES.
IF YOU NEED FURTHER CLARIFICATION, SEE THE WELCOME POST HERE.
THANKS FOR VISITING!
About Me
- Taylor
- Houston, Texas, United States
- I am a married Christian father of three in my twenties (not anymore, but at the time I was). I hold an English degree from Texas A&M University (Whoop!). I spend most of my time with my beautiful wife and wonderful children.
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2 comments:
Yes, I think it was pretty good even if an adult thought of it. It made me chuckle.
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