I'm typing this post in the breakroom on my brand new 15-inch MacBook Pro. I can't even explain how awesome this is. I feel like I'm borrowing it from somebody else. Or like I stole it. And I spent a good three hours last night just configuring it in weird and interesting ways. I didn't need to spend that amount of time, but I wanted to see what it could do. And I've only just begun to realize its awesome power. I feel like I'm already becoming Gollum. It's mine, my own, my precious.
And I already ordered my Iron Man decal for the back of it. So pretty soon people will walk in to the breakroom and see Iron Man ready to shoot an energy pulse right at their faces! And I'll laugh maniacally.