I got my cupcake. But I had to wait until this morning for it because they were still unopened at the end of the day yesterday. I hardly slept last night because of the anxiety. But it was definitely worth it. And I just looked a few minutes ago and there are another dozen in there. So I'm eating a second one right now.
But some idiot sprayed Lysol in the bathroom that's 15 feet from my desk. So this cupcake tastes like Lysol. It's still one of the best cupcakes I've ever had. And it's better that it taste like Lysol than for it to taste like whatever they were trying to cover up with Lysol. Lesser of two evils, I guess. And at least I'll know my mouth is clean ("Fresh Linen" clean).