I grabbed my Men's Wearhouse membership card because I figured whatever I was about to try would surely ruin the card. And so far, the only time I've used my Men's Wearhouse membership card was to scrape some gummy bears off the tile in the kitchen. So it wouldn't be a big loss when I inevitably ruined the card.
But much to my great surprise, I was able to jimmy the lock open in less than 15 seconds. I rewarded myself with three mini chocolate donuts (okay, six donuts) and a little bit of video game time (okay, nine donuts). I then added "Broke into my own home." to the list I started recently called 'Manly Activities I've Performed'. It's now on there with "Replaced EGR valve on my