1. "There are few things in this world that feel as good as a successful high-five."
2. "Dinner for breakfast (except pizza) = yuck. Breakfast for dinner = yum."
3. "Chicks dig scars. Just not emotional scars." (This is still my favorite thing to say.)
4. "There are few things in this world that feel as terrible as a missed high-five."
5. "To err is human, to air is avian."
6. "I can't pull off a mustache. Because that would hurt."
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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2 comments:
That would hurt. You were so clever to think of making anagrams on cakewrecks! O Cake Retard!
Thanks for sharing those. I feel so enlightened now.
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